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deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

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nebranska:

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sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so

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bdsmgeek:

diaryof-alittleswitch:

Omfg. Idk why this is making me laugh a ton. :’D

Hee Hee!

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tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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